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Roni says:
Pretty good. I don’t know how you guys come up with that stuff. Thank you for using good language.
max says:
you know i think i remember hearing some rustling in the bushes…
lugiebob says:
professor shinypony is the best
Chicka Chad says:
I’m surprised this video doesn’t have more comments. Oh well, I believe the the nazi gold is actually the energy Jesus needs to overcome racism yellow american cheese deals with from the white american cheese. His fight against cheesism is a noble cause. Yes I did just create the word cheesism. Actually I stole it from professor shinypony! I’m sorry!
omg. says:
you are so funny!!
why cant I be funny?
-lilah
Emily says:
Haha, that’s great! Is the same cat also in “Finders Keepers”?
Xutler says:
WITHOUT A SUBMARINE impossible!
nazi says:
I think I’m on the wrong show lol!
Fashiondujour says:
awesome editing!
Alymicy says:
Wow, you perfectly imitated those weird shows that “uncover the mysterious truth”. Take Discovery Channel for example. They show all of these weird specials about how aliens are trying to take over our minds and how people have implants with “alien technology”. What about the Chumpucabra?? Isn’t he real too?!(shouting iin a completly sarcastic frenzy) I do beleive in ghosts though, I will at least say that much. ;D
I love your awesome sketches. Keep it up! <3
Ritcheyz says:
One of my favorites from you guys. I love you!
Shit says:
moon as the only place to fake the moon landing:P
James says:
are the clocks supposed to be so wrong
max says:
The atlantis was discovered in 1892 and ever since then, they’ve been using it as storehouses for the nazi gold… My gold…
I thought it was funny how your show claims the Nazis have been around since the 1800s
Good job OE, this is one of my all time favorites.
Pinka says:
Awesome !! =D
Felix says:
Brilliant, one of my top favs from you guys. Even better when people pointed out stuff I had missed, in the comments. Keep it up (it would be nice to see a new skit soon)
lawl says:
awesome
love it
treitmaniac says:
Dr. Leo Kanner? Isn’t he the guy who discovered autism?
elyseforpeace says:
Brilliant parody of the horrible common and popular, misleading television that claims to be factual, informational, educational, scientific, historical, objective/unbiased and so on and to have good and credible sources such as professors and experts….when in actuality, in reality, such television is fictional and in no way anything it claims to be. none of the sources are credible, the theories presented are completely ludicrous and blatantly false, and such television constantly the viewers by displaying a lot of very random and irrelevant misinformation, bullshit, lies, and leaves many of its viewers brainwashed and with a biased, uninformed, mislead assortment of jumbled, confused, confusing, fictional, illogical opinions and beliefs about mysteries.
elyseforpeace says:
Brilliant parody of the horrible common and popular, misleading television that claims to be factual, informational, educational, scientific, historical, objective/unbiased and so on and to have good and credible sources such as professors and experts….when in actuality, in reality, such television is fictional and nothing it claims to be. none of the sources are credible, the theories presented are completely ludicrous and blatantly false, viewers are constantly given biased and evil subliminal messages, brainwashed and baffled so they are forcibly and unknowingly immorally forced to watch, watch watch, more, more, more, they become basically addicted to such television. viewers are compelled as the creators of such television include things they should not in these programs such as a host, over-voice, fake experts, people who do not know enough or anything about whatever random topic or subject is chosen (or people who are crazy, mentally unstable, or have absolutely NO information that is believable to support their their so-called information or theories), rapidly changing a flashy, eye-catching and confusing display of random and irrelevant images very very randomly and suspiciously quickly – far too quickly to catch much, and when slowly enough to catch something it is usually irrelevant and well bullshit – same is true of what is said – the result: leaves many viewers brainwashed and with a biased, uninformed, mislead assortment of jumbled, confused, confusing, fictional, illogical opinions and beliefs about mysteries. the viewers are sucked into the TV and will watch forever, thinking they are learning, trying to solve mysteries based on total SHIT, and mysteries that these viewers have no way of solving and don’t have any benefit to society. whew. Thank you, Olde English, for creating it. I hope people avoid most U.S. television and watch other things such as your comedy skits, Olde English, on the internet or through whatever vehicle/media/form/tool/machine/vessel. Wow this meant a lot to me. Thanks again. and VERY VERY VERY funny, i laughed so much i actually cried. Your skits are intelligent and always include something fun and smart such as, in this one, the nun with title: “JESUS’S WIFE.” Hahahaha, it is true that catholic nuns very very commonly think of themselves as being married to God – and Jesus is both the son of God AND God himself to them – so that was perfect, oh the irony, nuns taking vows swearing to not be sexual, ever get married, etc. and live a celibate austere life. oh gosh. this is paragon, this is excellence. i promise i will never write another comment this long again.
elyseforpeace says:
i write to explain, rephrase, and clarify my prior comment.
previously i wrote:
“viewers are constantly given biased and evil subliminal messages, brainwashed and baffled so they are forcibly and unknowingly immorally forced to watch, watch watch, more, more, more, they become basically addicted to such television.”
I change that to:
“viewers are constantly given subliminal messages so strong that they are brainwashed to want to watch so much and so often that they become basically addicted to such television. they then become brainwashed to believe many, many lies, lies lies.”
previously i wrote:
“viewers are compelled as the creators of such television include things they should not in these programs such as a host, over-voice, fake experts, people who do not know enough or anything about whatever random topic or subject is chosen (or people who are crazy, mentally unstable, or have absolutely NO information that is believable to support their their so-called information or theories), rapidly changing a flashy, eye-catching and confusing display of random and irrelevant images very very randomly and suspiciously quickly – far too quickly to catch much, and when slowly enough to catch something it is usually irrelevant and well bullshit – same is true of what is said -”
I change that to:
“viewers are brainwashed due to many factors and it causes much damage. The music, sounds, noises, voices, visuals, images, and so on program the brain to be addicted to watching and absorbing dangerous, immoral, evil, wrong, false, fake, manipulative things – it is a manipulation of the subconscious and conscious mind to fear things they need NOT to fear – to believe whatever it is the programmers, the people in power behind this all want the masses to believe – it is a tool used to control people’s thoughts, emotions, freedoms, minds, bodies, hearts, whole selves – it programs them to stop thinking for themselves, having their own opinions, it programs them for greed or profit or sometimes i swear just to fucking confuse the hell out of people and hurt them emotionally. These shows should never ever be taken seriously. Everything about them is lies, professors, experts, whatever. And the mysteries are pointless and there is only harm in trying yourself to solve them. These shows produce fear, confusion, and try to come off as “ooooh fun and mysterious! great mysteries of the world for your knowledge, very important!” but it is all wrong and lies. never watch it. AND IF YOU DO WATCH IT BE GREAT LIKE OLDE ENGLISH AND WATCH WITH TOTAL AWARENESS, JUST ONCE WITH I MEAN TOTAL AND COMPLETE AWARENESS SO YOU DON’T GET BRAINWASHED TOO – ITS SO EASY TO. BE LIKE OLD ENGLISH, WATCH WITH AWARENESS, REALIZE IT IS ALL COMPLETELY ABSURD, AND MAKE A GREAT HILARIOUS PARODY. thanks again. we always need societal-political consciousness of the people, the ordinary people, the masses, to be raised; and comedy is an effective way to do it often. i bet y’all (Olde English) did not intend to help people in a societal-political and many more important ways that i can think of….but you’re helping people. you totally reminded me to be careful. and laughter is always helpful, best medicine ever.
Neil says:
I love you guys.
That being said, the guy above me doesn’t know the meaning of tl;dr.
Adam says:
treitmaniac — Congrats, you’re the first person ever to get that reference!
elyseforpeace — Wow!
Youllforgetit says:
You guys are SO GOOD at satires.
DSil says:
This made my day. Every time I watch one of these shows, I can’t decide what annoys me more: the inane, over-dramatic narration; the overbearing “pulse-pounding” score; or the visual shitstorm of After Effects. You captured them all perfectly.
I notice that this same dude does the voice of David Attenborough. Does he just, love documentaries?
Alex says:
hahahah you guys are so ridiculous. The pointlessnes of this slightly reminded me of Door Store.
Sharon says:
I guess I’m one of those brainwashed idiots who enjoy watching wierd documentaries. I don’t take their information as fact though, I just find them entertaining. You guys have one of the coolest senses of humor ever, which I also find VERY entertaining!!! Keep cranking them out, you guys ROCK!!!!
olde english 1# fan says:
i say this is one
of your best videos
and im saying this
in 2009!
R says:
Ron Popper’s voice: Inspired by Bill Cosby?
olde english 1# fan says:
i dont understand what R is saying
Zach says:
:D “Recenter my chai” There was about a 1 second delay until I ROTFL’ed.
Peter says:
My favorite joke in this whole thing is the fake dog in the bit with the guy smoking cigarettes. I love how many little gems like that this video has.
GaRY says:
the dog at 1:12. the fake effing dog at 1:12!!!